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    The Right Way to Cure Hiccups                                                           by Bryan Jordan

   My troubles started back, many years before I realized I was me. While riding my bicycle when I was four, I acquired a small case of the hiccups. After a while, they were becoming quite annoying, so I figured I would scare myself .While riding down the sidewalk, I would aim for mailboxes and then turn away at the last moment, trying to get as close as I could that it would scare me.

   When I got back from the hospital, I tried another way to cure myself of this dispecable illness. I would hold my breath as long as I could while throwing salt over my left shoulder and kicking my dog. This seemed to cure my hiccups. When I became conscious, we took my dog to the vet to have his side fixed up.

   As I returned home my mother put me to bed. That night as I went to sleep, "Hiccup!"